...is what dreams you had last night.
In that vein, I'm going to tell you about mine.
First, I dreamed I was, for some reason, watching creepy/horror YouTube videos. I found a particularly creepy one in which one smiling once-human thing was about to do something horrible to another once-human thing, and was going to send it to somebody, and then woke up.
I then told my brother about this creepy YouTube video in my dream. And woke up again.
I told my brother, laughing, about this weird recursion. He got irritated with me for telling him about my dreams. I woke up once more.
(For real that time, if you're reading this.) I told him once more, and he just raised his eyebrow.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I do believe I have set a new world record for boring. My boring has gone recursive, possibly supercritical as I tell you about this now.
So if ever you think you're boring, take comfort in that there is a blogger out there who wrote about telling his brother about a dream in which he told his brother about a dream in which he told his brother about a dream in which he watched a creepy YouTube video.