I don't want Romney, I don't want Obama.
And I want to make this crystal clear to the patients in charge of the hospital.
How do my readers feel about organizing a campaign for a specific and imaginary write-in candidate? An imaginary candidate who can reach across party lines and ideological boundaries? Somebody who those of us who are inclined to stay at home can do write-in votes for instead, so we can express our outrage instead of our apathy?
Edit: My personal inclination is to vote for Havelock Vetinari.